What should I write about?

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According to Socrates, our conscience are here to help us out. Well he is wrong. Consciences are here to DESRTOY us.

THE BLOGAVENTURE

I love writing my blog. I crop up great ideas. Sometimes, the ideas are a bit down-to-earth.

OK,OK,OK! One beautiful Sunday morning that was ruined by thunderous clouds that threatened to pour rain over our heads (Gog curse those clouds), I sat with my computer. I was going to write my blog to pass my time.

"OK, so today's blog will be about a...hippopatammus."

Who in the name of all the hippos in the world would read a post on a hippopatamus?!? That is cuckoo!!! I, your dutiful (only a little bit) and (Mostly) tyranical, dictatorial and bossy concsicence won't let that happen. Not until you get a new conscience!!!

"OK, then not on hippos."

I was desperate. Those disrespecting clouds were still abusing my birth-right to go out and do...wait...do I actually do anything outside?


"Then about how the big, bad clouds ruin the days of mankind and puy them in the ugly furnace of boredom!!! Yeah this is gonna work!!! Yeah I am-"

Then my conscience came back.

Hullo. Why am I stuck with you. CLOUDS!!!!! Did somebody snatch your brain your brain to see if it works.

"Yeah I am NOT gonna write about clouds."

I have a horrible conscience.

Then what are gonna write about!!!

I want to get a new conscience that does NOT bug me and does not give opinions.

If you ain't gonna write 'bout anything! End the blog!!! You're out of ideas!!!!

NO!!! I HAVE to write about something. I can't end this blog. There are little posts and-

Then my conscience bugged in.

Well you can start a new blog. Or just write a novel

No, Fred (Yes, my conscience has a name) the editors are ruthless. They only want novels where one of the characters was fired by George Bush and became mad!!! They only want politics. That is what they want!!!!

But you could hand-publish it.

Nay!!! Too expensive!!! I am no millionare, Fred.

Then rob a bank. Use that ugly halloween costume and rob Bill Gates of all his money. I am one evil conscience.

Fred (I like the idea of a conscience having a name, it is FUN) I can't rob a bank and Bill Gates. Haven't you watched any of the bank heist movies with me. They will butcher us alive.

Nah!!! Conscience don't like movies, we exist only to boss human beings arounds. Someday, we will reach the height of our powers and then we will take over...

Fred!!! How many times have I told you not to act like a evil-genius-conscience-ready-to-rule-the-earth-and-the-universe!!!

OK. I am getting bored. Do something bad. Then I can trouble you. I will leave you to meet my conscience buddies and give them tips to oppress their human-beings. This is going to fun!!!

At least I got rid of Fred.

Now what should I write about?

Maybe I should write about Fred!!!

He is gone. I will make him look more evil. What will Socrates think?!? He's dead, won't care.

So I wrote this post and when I finished this sentence Fred came back

Yawn!!! I told george that it is OK to intersect the brain of your human brain and I told Freddie to ride his like a horse and I told Olga to speak in Russian to her American Human-being in times of need. Did you write anything? I bet you didn't.

I wrote about you, Fred.

Ohh. Did you reveal any of my plans of world-domination?

Err...no.

Good. The WCSS or the World Conscience Secret Society would kill me if they find out.

"Yeah." I said grinning. "Don't worry about your downfall."

I wanted to laugh aloud.

LEGACY

Fred is going to attend a WCSS meeting. Let's find out what will happen to him! Maybe I will get a new conscience that is a sweet grandma type.

-Charlie Green